1. The Rules of Engagement
By accessing and utilizing this website, you explicitly agree to buy our products with the sole intent of causing mild psychological irritation or amusement to your chosen targets. If you are ordering our apparel to wear to a sensitive corporate team-building seminar, you assume all liability for subsequent HR interventions, write-ups, or social banishment.
2. Intellectual Property (Our Sarcasm, Not Yours)
Everything on this site—including the insults, the product descriptions, the layout, and the logos—belongs exclusively to NOTORIOUS. You cannot steal our designs to start your own lazy, uninspired print-on-demand shop. If you do, we won't just sue you; we will roast you on our frontline page for everyone to see.
3. User Submissions
When you submit a roast idea via our Hitman Requests or customize a Sakkalism product, you grant us an irrevocable, worldwide, royalty-free license to use it, sell it, print it, and make money off your creativity. You might get a free shirt if we happen to like your idea and actually feel like shipping it. Otherwise, you get nothing.
4. Prohibited Conduct
Do not submit political or religious garbage. We do not care about your election opinions, and we do not care about your spiritual enlightenment. Keep your grievances focused strictly on corporate buzzwords, bad drivers, exes, gym culture, and everyday idiots. Violators of this golden rule will be banned from our digital arsenal.
5. Disclaimer of Emotional Damage
Our products are engineered to annoy, irritate, and provoke. We are not responsible for ruined friendships, broken relationships, hurt feelings, or mandatory therapy sessions. Buy and deploy our items at your own risk. If you are fragile, close this tab immediately.