THE WORLD GOT TOO SOFT.
WE DIDN'T.
NOTORIOUS. was founded in 2026 because complaining on internet forums just wasn't cutting it anymore. We felt that standard grievances required a more tangible medium—specifically, premium combed cotton and high-quality ceramic mugs.
We are a novelty apparel and gifting brand dedicated to roasting everyday annoyances. From bosses who schedule 'quick syncs' at 4:55 PM, to ex-partners who keep liking your posts, to drivers who consider turn signals optional accessories.
THE GOLDEN RULE: We roast absolutely everything. Except politics and religion. That stuff is exhausting, and quite frankly, we are far too lazy to moderate those comments. Let's stick to bad drivers.
THE ASSHOLES BEHIND THE OPERATION
We don't have a corporate structure. We have this.
azzh. Thilak
The Sarcastic Asshole
The brain behind Notorious. Sarcasm isn't just his primary language; it’s his brainchild. He created this mess.
azzh. Vicky
The Smart Ass
Our resident Gen Z kid. Comes with a massive attitude, an appetite for danger, and zero respect for your feelings.
azzh. Mosess
The Horny Ass
A damn lean, f*cking machine. He is an occasional graphic designer with a disturbing, in-depth knowledge of CANVA.
azzh. Kabilish
The Strong Ass
Our strong man. He moves the logistics, lifts the heavy sh*t, and makes sure your offensive packages actually make it to your victims.