HITMAN REQUESTS

Think you're funnier than us? Prove it.

Let us do your dirty work. Drop your best roast idea below. The rules are simple: No politics, no religion. We roast everything else.

If azzh. Mosess actually likes your idea enough to boot up Canva and design it, we’ll send you the very first shirt for free. If your idea sucks, we will personally email you just to let you know how painfully unfunny you are.